I know that lots of you out there don't think about conspiracies about maple syrup and all I have to say is "what the hell is your problem?" Do you people have any idea what this could do to us as a nation? It could kill us off one pancake at a time. (sidenote: Pancakes are also called Hotcakes) Technically if the maple syrup stealing keeps going as it is going now we will never get hit by this epidemic, however it could still spread into the rockies and right down to Utah. Never underestimate the power of Canadian Maple Syrup. It can change a whole society in one swift flick of the wrist. The government will not stop til they get enough, and as we all know, you can never get enough of maple syrup. Madness? Maybe not.
