The Beaust

I have recently heard a story about one beauty and one beast. The funny thing is that i know the real origin of this story and this beauty and beast is a load of crap. Now i will tell you the real story of the Beaust (pronounced be-yoost), where the beauty is the beast. This whole story begins with a little lad named Ginger. As a boy, Ginger had adompted the nick-name Cotton Balls. For what reason? I know not. All that I know is that it didn't over too well for his popularity. Just out of high school Ginger won the lottery with the numbers 12345. Since this was such a rediculous number for a person to choose the prize money for winning with them is over 2 billion dollars. Of course this was a devastating blow to the owner of this lottery. The owner of the lotter was Opie Howard. He was always a very wealthy man and after loosing all his money to Cotton Balls, he didn't know what to do. Opie was so depressed that he wanted to do something to hurt the jerk that took all his money. Opie got a hold of some very strong acid and threw it on Ginger and burnt the whole left side of his body. After this happened to Ginger he ran away to a huge castle and didn't want anyone to enter his castle except his servants.One day a supposed salesman came up to the door and asked if he could come in. The servant, of course wouldn't let him in and this upset him greatly. The salesman was so mad about this that he used his magical wand and turned all of the servants into litttle creature called grunteez. The salesman felt so powerful after he did that, and decided to change his profession to being a professional Lord Voldemort, but thats beside the point. Anyway Lord Voldemort said that he would change all the Grunteez back to normal and fix Ginger when he would do something that would change the world. Ginger was very upset because he didn't want to let people see him. After much thought, Ginger decided thought up the most genius plan to bring in the fattest person he could find and make him work out alot and lose weight and then give one restaurant all the blame and give this particular restaurant come much needed publicity. Thats right this one man who was once fat but is now just ugly should give all his credit to Ginger. fter Voldemort saw this he was very happy with what he did and changed back all the Grunteez and fixed the beast part of this Beaust.

(Forgive me for the scaryness of the picture)