Halloween Time

As many people should know it is that time of year where everybody is getting all hyped up about halloween. Halloween is all about dressing up and drinking delicious drinks like capri sun with frozen sunny D ice cubes, right? False!!! Halloween is just a night that makes it easier for things like ninjas and robots to freely roam the streets without ever being caught. I understand that many of you will not be able to tell between the dressed up posers and the real deal. So here are a few tips to help identify the true ninja or robot.First, if the ninja has on a winter coat while he is trick-or-treating it is probably just a kid who couldn't take the harsh weather of late October.Second, if this robot can speak to you without first trying to overtake your energy source and steal your magical wand it is probably not real.Now that I have informed you on how to properl identify one from the other it is time for me to tell you how to avoid face to face confrentation with one of these demonic creatures.Most ninjas are only after things that are somewhat magical or something that is directly connected to the world wide web. One thing that you must avoid having with you is something given to you, or stolen from an elvish being. We all know that the elvs have an astonishing effect over the magical world. Some think that these elvs are evil and that is why the ninjas are so determined to stay hidden or unidentifyed is to try to sneak past the magically enhanced barb wire security fences that surround the elf cities.Most Robots are just after power, batery life, or memory which is why I must encourage that none of you carry your ipods with you, even if it is one of those fancy nanos because the robots dont know the difference between full size ipods and nanos. If one Robot get a hold of the nano and does not come out of it with atleast 20 gigabytes of memory it will only make him infuriated and program his hard drive to not stop killing till he get the required battery life.So there you have it, possibly the best advice you can get if you want to be safe over the Halloween holliday.P.S. Watch out for those Hypnotists, they are nothing but trouble.